josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
oh my this
Emma and Daniel sleeping between takes of Deathly Hallows part 1
People who are close to me know, they so know, that there were days when it was decidedly unglamorous. And I was so tired, I would fall asleep anywhere. They’ll never be released, but the onset photographer has pictures of me falling asleep everywhere. Like on chairs, on the floor, in the middle of a set, all curled up.
Like a cat…There were times when crew members didn’t know where to find me, but they knew I’d be curled up in a ball somewhere.
- Emma Watson
this looks like a pretty painting or something
"I’ve got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, “that can’t be right, can it?"
“Aaaaah,” said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney’s mystical whisper, “when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry…”
All I was doing was trying to keep Peeta and myself alive. Any act of rebellion was purely coincidental.
What a time to be alive.
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